Meet Spug and Mlug

Spug is pretty happy go lucky, Mlug is quite and brooding. I just found them in my sock drawer, they like to cuddle up with the socks.

Monster in my Tub

I found another monster, while I was reaching for my shampoo. I freaked and fell, but luckily the monster's fine.

Her name is Pern. She enjoys flowers and soaking in the tub. She's very quick considering she has no legs.

Monster's in my House

I knew Dr. Mad's creature had gotten into my house, I just didn't realize it was a monster. I finally caught it while it was digging up the dirt in one of my potted plants.


I was afraid he was going to try and bite me, but he was scared. I pet him and he calmed down. He even started purring, sort of. He makes strange noises, almost as if he were trying to talk. I asked him his name and he said "Bork" a few times, so that's what I'll call him.

Bork really likes strawberry ice cream and digging in dirt. I'd like to keep him, but I don't really have time for a pet, even one as unorthodox as Bork. I'll have to try and find someone to adopt him.

Early Morning Release

Dr. Mad, as I've come to call him, was out and about early this morning. He had a few cages with him again, and let loose a few more creatures. He dumped these into the gutter water, so I couldn't see what they were, I could just hear the strange little noises they made.

I think the one from last night got into my house. I keep hearing a strange scuffling noise in my kitchen. I can't seem to find it though. I'm sure it's a mouse, it must be small since I can't find it. I hope I can find it soon, I'll have to try and catch it.

Nightime Activity

Dr. Mad was out tonight. He went into the front yard mumbling something about "evil minions" and "doing my bidding", yeah he's mad. He was carrying a small cage with something running around in it. It was dark and I was peeking around the curtains, so I couldn't see to well. But judging by the size it had to have been a mouse or a rat or something of similar size. I hope it doesn't get into my house.

A Mad Scientist Buys a House

I live in a nice old house in the old town district of Parkford, CA. It's a nice quite area and close to the candy store I own. It's the perfect place to live. Or it was until a mad scientist moved into the corner house next door.

The house had been for sale for a long time, I was used to not having a neighbor there. When someone moved in, I thought great a new neighbor. He didn't have very much furniture, a bed, a couch and lots of boxes. He never left his house those first few days, but I assumed he was settling in.

The third night was when the noise started. Loud music that almost, but not quite, covered the sound of crackling electricity, banging, booming, boiling and cages rattling. The lights flicker and he cackles screams.

A mad scientist lives next door and I'm going to prove it.