Monster's in my House

I knew Dr. Mad's creature had gotten into my house, I just didn't realize it was a monster. I finally caught it while it was digging up the dirt in one of my potted plants.


I was afraid he was going to try and bite me, but he was scared. I pet him and he calmed down. He even started purring, sort of. He makes strange noises, almost as if he were trying to talk. I asked him his name and he said "Bork" a few times, so that's what I'll call him.

Bork really likes strawberry ice cream and digging in dirt. I'd like to keep him, but I don't really have time for a pet, even one as unorthodox as Bork. I'll have to try and find someone to adopt him.